MEN ARE MARVELOUS CREATURES
If you kiss him, he kisses you back
If you don’t, he patiently waits
If you praise him, he says thank you
If you don’t, he feels secure with your love
If you agree to all his likes, you have met your fantasy man
If you don’t, you still get along
If you visit him often, he welcomes you every time
If you don’t, he’ll visit you instead
If you are well dressed, he says you are beautiful
If you are not, you are still beautiful
If you are jealous, he assures you and holds you
If you’re not, he gives you no reason to be
If you attempt a romance, he sweeps you off your feet
If you don’t, he loves you from afar
If you are a minute late, he is graceful for your arrival
If he is late, he apologizes and makes it up to you
If you visit another man, he is secure that you love only him
If another woman visits him, you are secured that he loves only you
If you kiss him once in a while, he’s appreciative of your affection
If you kiss him often, he will always have you in his mind
If he fails to help you in crossing the street, you know you’re a big girl
If he does, he shows that he’ll always be there for you
If you stare at another man, he knows that you’re only admiring
If he is stared by other woman, you know why—he’s one hot babe
If you talk, he’ll always listen
If you listen, he’ll tell you anything you want to know
IN SHORT:
So complex, yet so direct
So strong, yet so supportive
So dazzling, yet so humble
So passionate, yet so marvelous
WOMEN ARE CONFUSING BUT DESIRABLE CREATURES
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, she becomes abusive
If you don’t, you are not understanding
If you make romance, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you’re not, she thinks you don’t love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you don’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you don’t like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
If she’s late, she says, “That’s a girl’s way”
If you visit another girl, she accuses you of being a hell
If another guy visits her, oh it’s natural. we are girls
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her to often, she tells you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it’s just one man’s tactics
If you stare at others, she accuses you of flirting
If she stared at others, she says that they are just admiring
If she talks, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
OH GOD!!! You created this creature called WOMAN
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
HUH! WOMAN